Nighttime is the easier time for wild beasts to invade the apartment. I hold myself poised, on alert for any hint of unwelcome visitors. The human does not realize that I am doing this, but she never does. If I were to stop and she were to get eaten by a beast, then she would be sorry. But I cannot open the cans of food by myself.

This is me hunting. The beast is off-camera.

What is this? The human lifts me and I am carried in the most undignified of fashions. Oh fine, if you must. I do enjoy getting scratched behind the ears. But only for a little while, understand?

Notice how here I am next to the human but she is not touching me. This is ideal.

That’s enough. Really, I must go. Do you not understand the part about the beasts? Finally she releases me. If she could only understand that the best time for snuggles is in the morning - but of course she is too busy not moving then. I will never understand humans.

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