The human abandoned me this weekend. She left in the morning. I ignored her because I had food. Eventually I had no food, and then I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Someone came and fed me. Another human. It left. I was sad.

Eventually the human came home. I endeavored to show her how her absence had reduced me nearly to nothingness - to say nothing of how considerate I remained of her preferences when she was out! For instance, I did not sleep on the table.

See above.

Sometimes I wonder if any cat has ever suffered as much as I do.

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