Today the human opened the door behind which there are treats, but she did not give me any treats. Perhaps she just forgot that was where the treats were, despite my best efforts to remind her.

I, on the other hand, always remember.

Instead she took out some oddly-shaped grey things. I smelled them just to make sure they weren’t treats. They weren’t.

See above: not treats

Now she is lifting them above her head. It looks uncomfortable. I will sit and watch. This exercise thing is much fun.

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